We took the kids to play mini-golf this weekend. Everytime the two year old had her turn, she'd pick up the ball, run up the green, and then place the ball right next to the hole. Then she'd "putt" it (As much as a toddler can putt!) into the hole.
If she made it, she'd stand up take a bow to the left and a bow to the right and say "Tank you, Tank you." Then she'd turn to the nearest person and say "High Five."
If she missed, she'd throw the putter down and say "Tupid Ball".
I couldn't stop laughing the whole time we were there.